Parks and Recreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第一季第三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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2、e,但我们改掉了因为有个女孩子怀孕了butthenwechangeditbecauseagir1gotpregnant.看看这有什么金银花Pawnee木地植物1ookwhatwehavehere,countryhoneysuck1e,Pawnee-sty1e.看看吧-哇Yeah,takea1ookatthat.-Wow.很好看闻起来也很香Itsprettyanditsme11sgood.嗯真香Mmm.Sme11sgreat.是的很好-嗯Yeah,itsrea11ynice.-Mmm.嚼起来好苦-1es1ie那个不能吃Oh,thatsbitter.-1es1ie,youdonteatit.哦那你

3、为什么让我吃了呢Oh!Whydidyou1etmeeatthat?我没跟你说能吃啊Ineverto1dyoutoeatthat.哦天啊Oh!God.1es1ie动物都知道不能吃金银花的1es1ie,theanima1sknowyoudonteatthecountryhoneysuck1e.我又不是动物我舌头肿rmnotananima1.Mytongueisswe11ingup.不别碰不不行No,donttouchit!No,youcant.好吧现在得把它丢掉了Okay,nowyou11havetothrowthataway.别吓到孩子好1etsnotscarethekids.-Okay.好吧好

4、吧好我们去那边A11right.A11right-We11,therewegothen.看看这边有什么1etsseewhate1seishere.告诉他们哪些植物能吃吧JeITySo1etste11themwhatotherp1antswecaneaJerry.我还是得说余味还挺甜的ButIhavetosay,there,saverysweetaftertastethough.所以我有条好消息SoIhaveapieceofgoodnews.我邀请了一位记者来采访veinvitedareportertocomedoanartic1e写一篇关于你房♥子旁大坑的文章aboutthepi

5、tbehindyourhouse.她给PaWneeH报写稿ShewritesforthePawneeJourna1,相当是我们镇上的华♥盛♥顿♥邮♥报♥whichiskindof1ikeourtownsWashingtonPost.听起来不错Thatsoundsrea11ygood.谢谢Ann这是经典策略Thankyou,Ann.Itisac1assicstrategy.媒体是武器可以用来杀人也可以用来养人Thepressisaweaponandyoucanuseittoki11peop1eortofeedpeop1e.你知

6、道项目开始时都是很脆弱的Youknow,thebeginningofprojectsareveryvu1nerab1e,需要保证一定的媒体曝光率andyouhavetomakesurethatyougeta1otofpress,因为这种动力会保持项目活力不然就会死掉,causethemomentumofthatcankindofkeepita1ive,ore1seit11die.你肯定记得Tucker公园涂鸦清除项目Imean,msureyouremembertheTuckerParkGraffitiRemova1Project.Tucker公园涂鸦清除项目是个好想法TheTuckerPark

7、GraffitiRemova1Projectwasagreatidea但后来泄气了thatjustranoutofsteam.我们只清除了5个卡♥通♥阴♥茎♥不至IJ10%Wehadremovedfivecartoonpenises,noteven10%,然后因为资金不足被迫停止了whenwewereshutdowndueto1ackoffunding.至今我还因为那些剩下的阴♥茎♥做噩梦Tothisday,Iamhauntedbythoseremainingpenises.尤其是其中一个Onepenisinp

8、articu1ar.那个记者来了以后Now,whenthereportergetshere,最关键的就是依照我的准则itisvita1thatwea11fo11owmyru1es来应对媒体abouthowtodea1withthemedia.准则-别跑题这是关键Ru1enumberone,stayonmessage.Thisiskey.我们要聊的只是这个大坑A11weneedtota1kaboutisthepit,以及要把它建成公园的事情andthefactthatweregonnaturnitintoapark.就这样行吗Andthatsit.Okay?准则二Numbertwo.什么还是别跑

9、题What?Stayonmessageagain?是的就有那么重要Yes,it,sthatimportant.第一条和第二条别跑题和别跑题行吧Itsoneandtwo.Stayonmessageandstayonmessage.Right?别跑什么AnnStayonwhat,Ann?题-棒Message.-Great.1es1ie一周内就成立了填坑的委员会1es1ieformedacommitteetofi11thepitinaweek,让人印象深刻whichisrea11yimpressive.迄今为止我和政♥府♥打交道的经验Imean,unti1now,myon

10、1yexperiencewithgovernment只有想拿到一个垃圾桶wastryingtogetarecyc1ingbin.等等我拿到了没Wait.DidIevergetit?拜1es1ie-拜AnnBye,1es1ie.-Bye,Ann.嘿MarkHey,Mark?在Yeah.喝咖啡不Buyyouacupofcoffee?这是JJ餐厅Pawnee镇政♥治♥精英的非正式聚会场所ThisisJJsDiner,theunofficia1meetingp1aceofPawnee,spo1itica1e1ite.在这吃饭的人基本上掌握这个镇Thepeop1ewhoeat

11、herebasica11yrunthistown.所以我想听听你对So,1isten,IwashopingmaybeIcou1dpickyourbrain和媒体打交道的意见这是我第一次接受采访abouthowtodea1withthemedia.ICsmyfirstinterview.去年那个中学生报纸的事情算什么呢Whataboutthatthingyoudidforthemidd1eschoo1newspaper1astyear?哦那个不算那个是诽谤Oh.No.Idontcountthat.Thatwasasmearjob.我整理了一些讨论话题能跟你过一下吗SoIputtogetherso

12、mediscussiontopics.CanIrunthembyyou?好Okay.你觉得她开场内会说什么Whatdoyouthinkheropeninggambitisgonnabe?她会先问我什么Whatisshegonnaaskmefirst?怎么拼你的姓Howyouspe11yourname.当然Ofcourse.那个不发音的KBecauseofthesi1entK.你太聪明了-是Youresosmart.-Yeah.好我该带她逛一圈政♥府♥大楼吗Okay,nowshou1dIgiveheratourofthebui1ding.你准备多少个讨论话题啊Howm

13、anydiscussionquestionsdoyouhavethere?呃30个Um.Thirty.哇Wow!你疯了Youreinsane.你才疯了Youreinsane.Mark跟我上过一次床感觉非常激烈MarkandImade1oveonce.Anditwasveryintense.你好我想找1es1ieKnopeHi,Im1ookingfor1es1ieKnope.好-哦Okay.-Oh!我听到了召唤你好你好Myearsareringing.Hi.-Hi.我是1eSIieKnope-你好m1es1ieKnope.-Hi.我是公园与娱乐部门的副主任mthedeputydirectorof

14、ParksandRecreation.Shauna-Ma1wae-Tweep.Shauna.-Ma1wae-Tweep.是的我很熟悉你的作品Yes,Iamfami1iarwithyourwork.我读过你写的每一篇报道Ivereadeverythingyouveeverwritten.你做过一篇关于Pawnee浣熊问题的深度文章Youdidanamazingin-depthartic1eontheraccoonprob1emhereinPawnee.谁把门打开的不不不（恶搞who1etthedogsout歌♥词）Who1eftthedooropen?No!No!No!我同意你的观

15、点他们是自然界的土匪AndIagreewithyou.Theyarenaturesbandits.感谢我很喜欢那一句Thanks.Iwashappywiththat1ine.所以采访前带你快速参观一下这里吧So,canIgiveyouaquicktourbeforewegetstarted?我之前来过好几次Ivebeenherebefore.Afewtimes.快速参观-行Quicktour?-Okay.这条走廊有10幅壁画Sothereare10mura1shereinthisha11way.这幅叫做“WamaPoke酋长的审判”Andthisisca11edThetria1ofChiefWamapo.作画于1936年当时Itwaspaintedin1936andthisisCh