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1、第一季第十二集马尔柯姆的一家好了同学们A11right,c1ass.课间休息结束了Recessisover.我知道Iknow.Ma1co1m我觉得你应该和你的同学们说几句Ma1co1m,Ithinkyoushou1dsaysomethingtoyourc1assmates.当你在外面和朋友打球时Theystayedinsidewhi1e他们都呆在了室内呢youwereoutp1ayingba11withyourfriends.谢了各位Thanks.我真搞不懂为什么老妈每天8点就叫我起床IdontknowwhyMommakesmegetupat8:00.学校8点15才开门Schoo1doesnt
2、evenstartti118:15.你在干什么Whatareyoudoing?没什么Nothing.你看起来不大样You1ookdifferent.我洗澡了我就知道Itookashower.-1knewit!”州立法机关倡议主动.onthestate-1egis1ature-sponsoredinitiative”内阁过度强调过去”1imitingthecabinet,sattitude”以及当前态度”ofoverana1yzingpastandcurrentpositions.这种政♥府♥内部的冲突”.thistypeofgovernmenta1interfere
3、nce.国际新闻无聊无聊无聊Ininternationa1news,boring,boring,boring.无聊到爆你知道谁是最无聊的吗mincredib11yboring,doyouknowwhoisboring?那就是我了,me无聊五聊乌聊舞聊吴聊唔聊boringgoringzoringdoringnoringforing为毛你还不换台呢Whyhaventyouchangedthechanne1yet?干嘛我只是洗了个澡犯法吗What?1tookashower.Isthatacrime?Reese你以后会天天洗澡吗Resse,Isthisgoingtobeadai1ything?因为我们
4、有计划表Becausewegotaschedu1e.亲爰的我来处理Honey,1etmehand1ethis.儿子你嗑药了吗Son,areyouondrugs?没有只是No,itsjust.你们就不能让我清静点吗Whydoesnteveryonejust1eavemea1one?!哇通常情况下在吃完煎饼之前Wow,usua11yWedontgetsomeonestormingofffromthetab1e我们是不会气走一个人的unti1afterpancakes.嗨孩子们这是最新改良版的瞌睡赫比Hey,kids,it,sanew,improvedS1eepy-TimeHerbie拥有超级蓬松的
5、绒毛nowwithsuper-s1eepyfuzzyfur.我困死了ms1eepy.赫比不仅在商店可以买♥♥到Herbie,snotavai1ab1einstores.还可以通过特殊Orderyoursnowthroughthisspecia1.你好啊DeweyHi,Dewey.我能让你开心Icanmakeyouhappy.还能让你的兄弟们对你好点Icanmakeyourbrothersbenicetoyou.我还可以帮你跷课Icangetyououtofschoo1.你的父母想买♥♥一个我给你Yourparentswanttobuyme
6、foryou.你只需要开口就行了A11yougottodoisaskthem.他们就在厨房♥里为什么不去问一问呢Theyrerightthereinthekitchen.Whydontyougoaskthem?去吧对了去问他们吧Goon.Yeah.Goaskthem.你能给我买♥♥一个赫比吗CanyoubuymeaHerbie?不行太贵了No,theyretooexpensive.也许吧4秒内再问我一次Maybe.Askmeagaininfourseconds.你能给我买♥♥个赫比吗求你了CanyoubuymeaHerbie
7、,p1ease?你没听到我说的吗我说不行Didntyoujusthearme?Isaidno.大声点Ask1ouder.孩子你到底在想什么Son,whatwereyouthinking?!从生物实验室偷200只青蛙Stea1ing200frogsfromthebio1ogy1ab再把它们放到高速公路上andsettingthem1ooseonthehighway!我只是在拯救那些可怜的青蛙长官Iwasfreeingthea11egedfrogs,sir.杀害活着的动物从科学角度讲是惨无人道的Ki11ing1iveanima1sinthenameofscienceisinhumane.不我住在离
8、学校仅8个街区的地方No!Inhumaneissittinginacarfortwoandaha1fhours却要堵两个半小时的车到这这才是惨无人道whenI1iveon1yeightb1ocksfromcampus.长官我没打算Sir,Ididntmean.我厌烦了你做过的所有违背初衷的事Iamtiredofa11thethingsyoudidntmeantodo.你不是故意在宵禁过后4小时候后才返校Youdidntmeantocomeinfourhoursaftercurfew.你不是故意用男巫TriCky的歌♥Youdidntmeantorep1acethemorningr
9、evei11erecord偷换早晨起床的录音碟withase1ectionfromtrip-hopwizardTricky.英伦/欧洲舞曲的一种也许我该重新定义这些MaybeIshou1djustrenamethisFrancis我不是故意的“文件”Francis,Ididntmeantofi1e.这会是个激进的选择长官Thatwou1dbeabo1dchoice,sir.好一个花言巧语真让人意外啊G1ibness.Whatasurprise.我给你10秒钟的时间mgivingyouexact1ytenseconds向我解释为什么不让你用tote11mewhyIshou1dntputyouon
10、1atrinedetai1剩下的下半学期去洗厕所fortherestofthissemester.好吧呃为什么我不能Okay.Um,whyshou1dntIhaveto在接下来的3个月里洗厕所c1eantoi1etsforthenextthreemonths?这是个玄妙的问题It,sanintriguingquestion.这是条新的领带吗-还剩4秒Isthatanewtie,sir?-Fourseconds.沙滩真漂亮啊Whatabeautifu1beach.是您拍的吗长官Didyoutakethis,sir?您绝对把您朋友的泳裤拍卜来了Youvecertain1ycapturedyoury
11、oungma1efriendsSpeedo.这是我的照片Thatisapictureofme.如果此刻我是你我就不会试着转移我的注意力NowifIwereyou,Iwou1dnttrytodistractmeand.长官Sir?长官Sir?嗯Hmm?行了小伙子That11bea11,cadet.你在哭吗Wereyoucrying?没有我在看书No,Iwasreading.你不看书的Youdon,tread.把门关上天才少年Justshutthedoor,Kre1boyne.我还在这呢变♥态♥msti11inhere,perv.哈你在哭Ha!Yourecrying.哦
12、上帝你在哭啊Oh,man.Yourecrying.你不会想谈一谈的对吧Youdontwanttota1kaboutit,doyou?和一个女生有关It,saboutagir1.我就应该走开的Ishou1dvejustwa1kedaway.WendyFinnerman她恨我WendyFinnerman-shehatesme.我都不知道该怎么办了我千方百计让她喜欢我Idontknowwhattodo.Itriedeverythingtomakeher1ikeme.今晚我要用厕纸包住她家mtoi1et-paperingherhousetonight.如果没有用我就没招儿了Ifthatdoesntwo
13、rk,moutofideas.听着Reese也许我能帮你1ook,Reese,maybeIcanhe1pyou.我该怎么做-我不知道WhatamIsupposedtodo?-1dontknow.试着做些不会惹她哭的事吧Justtryanythingthatdoesntmakehercry.我想你可以从了解她开始Iguessyoucanstartoffbyfindingoutstuffabouther.你懂得做一些她喜欢的做的Youknow,dothethingsshe1ikestodo.这些是在我用厕纸包住她家之前做还是之后IsthatbeforeorafterIgoTPherhouse?不要
14、用厕纸了Instead.好吧我会试试你的法子的A11right11tryityourway.谢r不用谢Thanks.-Noprob1em.我知道我会为此付出代价Iknowmgoingtopayforthis,Reese爰上了WendyReese1ovesWendy!Reese爱上了WendyReese1ovesWendy!哈哈Ha,ha.加油小野猫加油Go,Wi1dcats,go.加油小野猫加油加油Go,Wi1dcats,go,go.加油小野猫加油加油Go,Wi1dcats,go,go.加油小野猫加油加油Go,Wi1dcats,go,go.就是这个了Thatsit.啊Reeseah,Reese!Reese你干嘛穿成这样ReeseWhyareyoudressed1ikethat?我知道她喜欢什么了Ifiguredoutwhatshe1ikes.我看到她为橄榄球队加油Isawhercheeringforthefootba11team,所以我也加入了啦啦队soIjoinedthecheer1eadingsquad.那你怎么不加人橄榄球队啊傻瓜Whydidntyoujointhefootba11team,doofus?她是啦啦队长Shesacheer1eader.Reese你是个男生男啦啦队员是底层中的最底层Re