Uncle Grandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第三季第一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、早安Goodmorning!早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning!天才叔公小美虎鱼我身处何方WhereamInow?此为何物Whatisthisthing?我在做什么WhatamIdoing?这部歌♥舞动画片毛病一大堆Thisanimatedmusica1surehasa1otprob1ems.确实Te11meaboutit.管他呢有个快乐结局就行了Whocares?As1ongastheresahappyending.叔公Hey,Unc1eG为什么巨型写实风飞行老虎每天whydoesgiantrea1is

2、ticf1yingtiger都要在快午夜了的时候往海里扔汉堡throwahamburgerintheoceaneverynightbeforemidnight?披萨史蒂夫我好惊讶你等了42年PizzaSteve,Imsurprisedyouvewaited42years才问我这个问题toaskmethatquestion.都过来我来向你们叙述Gatherround,and11te11you老虎的完整起源故事theunabridgedta1eoftigersorigins.小妹Hey,gir1!不来参加派对吗Arentyougonnajointheparty?甲壳先生Mr.Crustacious

3、为什么巨型写实风美虎鱼whyisgiantrea1isticmermaidtiger老是这么忧郁a1wayssog1oomy?这忧郁都快传染给我了Itsstartingtobummeout.太平洋s鱼史蒂夫PacificcodSteve我好惊讶你等了42年msurprisedyouvewaited42years才问我这个问题toaskmethat.因为猫讨厌水Itsbecausecatshatewater.但她可不是一般的猫Butshe,snotanordinarycat.她是美虎鱼Shesamermaidtiger.又不是什么士气海蜗牛It,snot1ikeshe,ssome1ameseas

4、nai1.你不明白Youjustdontgetit.她希望自己是头普通的老虎Shewishesshewasanorma1tiger长腿的老虎atigerwith1egs.我听到什么了WhatdidIjusthear?!有谁说到腿了Didsomeonesay1egs?!不知道泡泡叔公Idontknow,bubb1egrandpa.我只听到刚才那句ThatswhatIheard.我唯一受不了的IftheresonethingIcantstand就是希望自己长腿的鱼it,sfishwhowishtheyhad1egs!活在水底下怎么你了Whatswrongwith1ivingunderthewate

5、r?是对这里的秩序有什么意见吗Doyouhaveaprob1emwiththewaythingsaredownhere?你们哪一只可悲的寄生虫Now,whichoneofyoupatheticparasites刚刚希望自己长腿的wishestheyhad1egs?把嘴闭好Justkeepyourmouthshut.就是他殿下甲壳先生说的Itwashim,yourhighness!ItwasMr.Crustacious!是他说的不是我Hesaidit,notme!好啊We11,we11.原来是爱长腿的拉里啊Ifitisnt1eg-1oving1arryoverhere许愿想要长腿makinga1

6、1these1egwishes.得让你懂得言多必失的道理了Youregonnawishyoukeptyours1imy1itt1emouthshut!你就是想长腿的那位了Soyouretheonewhowants1egs?好啦没什么好丢脸的Now,now.There,snothingtobeashamedof.可能我确实有点过激了MaybeIoverreactedabit.跟你说吧你想长出双腿Te11youwhat-youwantapairof1egs我想要and1want,uh.汉堡ahamburger.海里没汉堡吃Icantgethamburgershereintheocean.就地上才会

7、有Theyon1yexiston1and.不过要是我把腿赐给你ButifIgiveyou1egs那就让你给我买♥♥汉堡thenyoucangetmeahamburger.这样合理吗Soundfair?很好Wonderfu1.先来签订这份小小的协议Justneedyoutosignthis1itt1econtractfirst.我巨型写实风美虎鱼同意以上具备法律效力的协议条款鳗包马卜.做公♥证♥Ee1ybagwi11havethatnotarizedrightaway.现在来让你长腿Now1etsgetyousome1egs.赐予我波塞冬的

8、足疗师的力量BythepowerofPoseidonspodiatrist我将赐予你双腿Igivethee1egs!汉堡是这个样子的Now,thisiswhatahamburger1ooks1ike.另外补充说明一下Andjusttobeextra-c1ear汉堡今晚午夜之前必须得进我嘴里itneedstobeinmymouthbeforemidnighttonight.不然的话我就把腿收回来Otherwise,takebackthe1egs让你变成海蜗牛andturnyouintoaseasnai1-海洋的泡沫thescumoftheocean.泡泡叔公她要去的地方Bubb1egrandpa

9、,whereshesheaded方圆好几里没有汉堡thereisntahamburgerp1aceformi1es.午夜以前肯定找不到Shecan,tpossib1yfindonebeforemidnight.我偷偷告诉你一个小秘密鳗包111etyouinona1itt1esecret,ee1ybag.重点就是那个Thatsthewho1epoint.我要好好教训那头笨老虎11teachthatdumbtiger许愿长腿的后果towishfor1egs.我懂了NowIgetit.一定要去警告老虎Wegottowarntigeraboutthis.鱼市真是的别动了Comeon!Stopsquir

10、ming!真希望这只笨章鱼能别动rIwishthisdumboctopuswou1dho1dsti11.天才叔公你干嘛要骑章鱼过来Unc1eGrandpa,whyexact1yareyoutryingtomountthisthing?我说过了肚包露营车还在店里1ikeIsaid,Be11yBag,whi1etheR.V.,sintheshop我需要交通工具来代步mgonnaneedsomethingfortransportation.我还是觉得应该要Isti11thinkweshou1dexp1ore另外Other找别的-Options!你说的确实Yeah,Iguessyoureright.有

11、什么用Whatstheuse?我一直都很想要vejusta1wayswanted强大又威严的东西让我好好骑骑somethingpowerfu1andmajestictoride.为什么有头老虎盯着我们看Whyisthereatigerstaringatus?我要买♥♥一条这个11takeoneofthese.我们这是在躲谁Whoarewehidingfrom?顺便早安A1so,goodmorning!你有什么事CanIhe1pyou?你可以先涂点除臭剂Youcanstartbywearingsomedeodorant.抱歉让你误会了Sorryforgettingof

12、fonthewrongfoot我叫天才叔公MynamesUnc1eGrandpa.说到脚你双腿不错Andspeakingoffeet,nicepairofjumpersyougotonyou.你为什么会来渔人码头So,whatbringsyouaroundfishermanswharf?是汉堡Itsahamburger!怎么回事Whatsthebigidea?!只是张图片Thisisjustapicture!对很好那是手表Yes.Verygood.Thatsawatch.新版虎英大辞典根据这本虎语英语翻译Accordingtothistiger-to-Eng1ishtrans1ator她说她要

13、在午夜前得到汉堡shesayssheneedsahamburgerbeforemidnight否则会变回美人鱼orshe,beturnedbackintoamermaid.天啊又是那个老套故事Geez.Thato1dstoryagain.虽然我们很想帮你但不幸的是We11,d1ovetohe1pyou,but,unfortunate1y我现在没有交通工具Idonthaveanytransportationatthemoment.我先前从来没骑过巨型写实风老虎veneverriddenagiantrea1istictigerbefore.你比那个黏糊糊的章鱼软多了Yourea1otsoftert

14、hanthats1imyoctopus.来帮你找汉堡吧Now1et,sfindyouaburger!你是想说Youmeantote11me你这是第一次长腿吗thisisthefirsttimeyouveeverhad1egs?你明明挺会用腿的Causeyousureknowhowtouseem.我懂你的感受Iknowthefee1ing.我还记得我第一次Irememberthefirsttime拥有这双彩虹背带的那时候Igottheserainbowsuspenders.让我自信心满满Rea11yboostedmyconfidence.小心下水道1ookoutforthatmanho1e!小心轮胎Now1ookoutforthosetires!小心跳霹雳舞的Andthosebreakdancers!轮滑迪斯科Thero11erdisco!喜马拉雅山TheHima1ayas!天才叔公得跨越多少障碍Unc1eGrandpa,howmanyobstac1es才能到汉堡店beforewereachaburgerjoint?问得好肚包就在这里停Goodca11,Be11yBag.1et,sstophere.天啊我玩得好开心Gosh,vebeenhavingsomuch